Really Birthday?

Haha.
So I got my Wisdom teeth pulled on the day before my 18th birthday.
I'm still swollen.
I'm really hoping I get into BYU so I can leave soon.
I wanna punch Mr. Kelly in the face after I graduate. Just because I could. So satisfying....
I might not graduate from seminary....which would suck.
I will be working at camp every weekend until school ends for meager pay and the hope that I won't forget what an amazing place it can be.
I'm listening to Jimmy Durante. And the Violent Femmes. Work that one out.
I'm pretty sure I'm in love. But no one knows who it is!!!! Except Peter...oh Peter...
I've eaten an entire cake and half gallon of sherbet AND I've lost 5 pounds in the last weekend.
My face is swollen. Thank GOD it's not my eyeball again.
Why is it that you get preferential treatment from your parents only on your Birthday?
I LOVE HARRY POTTER.

Foot Surgery

I had foot surgery. Because I stepped on a splinter. I'm on crutches for the next two weeks. I think I'm the lamest person on the earth. Really, who has surgery because they have a splinter in their foot? Me. Thats right. I'm a loser.
The irony is, I haven't worn shoes all summer. At camp. I go outside to feed the dog, in my own backyard, and I get a splinter the size of a nail. What gives?