I had foot surgery. Because I stepped on a splinter. I'm on crutches for the next two weeks. I think I'm the lamest person on the earth. Really, who has surgery because they have a splinter in their foot? Me. Thats right. I'm a loser.
The irony is, I haven't worn shoes all summer. At camp. I go outside to feed the dog, in my own backyard, and I get a splinter the size of a nail. What gives?
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